Rambling

January 19, 2006

Is exhaustion supposed to bring out the creative process or is it supposed to kill it? Did the 700 Club talk about Sharon “deserving to die”? Did Steve Smith just score again as that seems to be running through my head non-stop? Jesus-Land? Why does Golden Palace buy all this shit? Jesus-Land in Israel!? Snakes and Hamsters? I need to sleep or work more as something is not moving well inside my bowl.

Post Game Thoughts

January 16, 2006

–If you would have told me that the Bears would score 21+ points and lose; I would have asked if you had smoked one with R. Moss recently.

–I am surprised that our defense was not prepared and had no wrinkles to show Carolina after showing them our entire system (D) less than 2 months ago.

–If you would have told me that we could not figure out how to put a safety on top of S. Smith over the entire bye week I would have punched you.

–I am surprised that a team coached by J. Fox is as classless as the Panthers are. No class from QB on down. To stress, little jake has no class.

–If you would have told me that our front four could not put pressure on Delhomme for not 1 quarter I would have choked on my teriyaki wing.

–I am surprised that I would root for Seattle one day of my life.

–If you would have told me that J. Buck (who is a decent play by play guy) would continue his anti-Chicago style of broadcasting I would not have been surprised. Fuck St. Louis.

–I would also not be surprised if T. Aikman continues to follow the same script he has for 5 years as it took him 30 years to come up with those 4-5 thoughts.

–I am not surprised that the AFC will still win the Super Bowl.

Thanks Baltimore

January 9, 2006

Well I would like to get Miguel from you but thanks for taking Corey. And thanks again for taking Sammy last year.

Next year when I sell my George Foreman grill I will give you a call.

Definitions

January 6, 2006


Scott Stapp is a Phony

Definition–
Not genuine or real: (1) intended to deceive or mislead (2) intended to defraud

Synonyms –
counterfeit, bogus, brummagen, fake, false, pinchbeck, pseudo, sham, snide, spurious

courtesy of Encyclopedia Britannica

Worst Broadcaster Ever

January 5, 2006

Meet Dan Fouts. He was an overrated quarterback in the NFL and he has now established himself as one of the worst football broadcasters ever.

However, if you do like to watch/listen to a scripted broadcast instead of the traditional broadcasting method of discussing the actual game on the actual field you might want to tune into him and the human fossil…Keith Jackson.

Sweden Rocks

January 4, 2006

I know my love of all things Dulli leads me to strange places but everyone should check out Love Is Not My Only Crime. This is a fairly new band from Gothenburg, Sweden and their sound could kinda be considered a bit emo but in general this is just good rock with some Whig influence evident. Check out the media and especially the track The New Black. It is worth your 3 minutes.