Hello FBI

Yesterday, Mr. Rick Renzi, United States Congressman, First District of Arizona (3rd term), received a visit at his family’s business (His wife’s insurance agency) by his friendly local FBI agents who needed to search for some documents pertaining to an ongoing investigation regarding a 2005 land swap deal with business associates.

Today, Mr. Rick Renzi “temporarily” stepped down from the House Intelligence Committee.

However, the most interesting part of all this is that he has 13 god-dam children! 13 children and he is under 50 (48)! 13 children and 12 start with the letter R! 13 children and I would look to get my ass thrown in prison too.

Home Sweet Home

After considering a move of the Morning Star from my current host, Blogger, to Live Journal I have decided to stay put. Most of this is due to the fact that Live Journal looks like arse but I figured out a way to have a happy marriage between hyper links and Blogger and my Mac.

Although it is a bit more complicated than I wish it still is worth it. For the sake of hyperlinking here are a few to make this worthless post worth maybe something based on the fact you might like some odd things -

Best Band Ever – The Twilight Singers
Great Fucking Shirts – Insanely Great Tees
Best Custom Coffins (Nice Tees Too) – Bert & Bud’s Vintage Coffins
2nd Biggest Dick From Texas – Bald Bitch

If these links work out right I should be back up and happily bitching from here on out.

Sweet Parenting

Everyone can appreciate this but as a parent this rings really, really funny.

New Digs

I think somebody might be stopping by as the hitter counter indicates it but no comments. Can someone please complain at least.

Well, if you are too shy that is OK as I appreciate you stopping by and silently judging me and my internal thoughts.

On that note I might be laving the blogger home and moving my silly ass over to a live journal page as my MAC does not like blogger. Stay tuned so you can make the jump as well.

4 Years To The Day

Things seem to be getting better every single day.

Where will we be in another 4 years?

Turn On The Light

I am always thinking about night time toilet solutions and this seems pretty good. My other idea is the toilet paper holder that lights up when in motion. I was going to call it the “Lite-Wipe” so let me know if any investors out there want to hope on board.

See Knee-Jerk….

Or just regular jerk. Chicago Tribue columinst and ESPN 1000 braodacaster Steve Rosenbloom has always seemed like an idiot to me in general. The fact that most of his columns or “Rosenblogs” utilize 3-4 catch phrases over and over again (“Your table is ready”) it not only repetitive but also the worst example of a guy who thinks he is far wittier than he actually is.

I can point to a bunch of examples but this week he referred to both the Cubs & Sox’s 2nd game of the season as being “Make or Break”. That is right, game 2 of 162 is that crucial! When Lilly pitched a great game he could not simply acknowledge it the next day as he instead had to mockingly refer to him as Cy Young bound Lilly. And after Vasquez got rocked he went on and on about how they are in for a long season. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Sox but come on, how can a 90 win team be in trouble after going 0-2.

Steve Rosenbloom. Your table has never been and will never be ready. Go back to writing your 1 paragraph report about poker in the Tribune and shut the fuck up regarding sports.

Sweet Parody

So maybe everyone has seen this a thousand times but it is still too good to lose. The fact that she can show that she still has a sense of humor (Although she did play God in Dogma) and make fun of the stupidity of the Black Eyed Peas is priceless.

You do not want to start any drama.

Expectations

World Series? No. I am hoping for 80-83 wins and being in the race through mid-September honestly. That would be a major upgrade from last year and a nice building block for the Pinella/New-Ownership phase we are entering into. Maybe I am too simple to please but I have to be honest.