Today I was visiting Rush Limbaugh’s website to see if he had any official statement regarding his recent incident at the Palm Beach International Airport. If you are unaware of this, Rush happened to get caught flying back from the Dominican Republic with a bottle of Viagra and the problem is that his name was not on the bottle and this is a) illegal and b) potentially violates his plea deal regarding his OxyContin arrest. Whoops. Figuring their must be some logical and left wing conspiracy to this I decided to stop by Rush Limbaugh and his Excellence in Broadcasting site.
And although the “truth” had yet to be posted I ran across these two gems. Enjoy them you left wing commies–
Welcome to the Rush 24/7 Adopt-A-Soldier Program, where service members can register to receive a Rush 24/7 membership from a pool donated by Dittoheads. Sponsors may adopt as many soldiers as they would like at a reduced price. Each adopted soldier will receive a complimentary, one year subscription to Rush 24/7 and the Limbaugh Letter. If you are an active member of the military who would like to register, or a family member or friend of an active member of the US Armed Forces who would like to register their name, please click the blue Armed Forces Registrant bar below and follow the provided instructions. If you would like to adopt a soldier, please click on the gold Adopt-A-Soldier Donor bar below and follow the provided instructions. Thank you for your interest in the Rush 24/7 Adopt-A-Soldier Program.
I know the above is a very generous program which must benefit a lot of real people out there including soldiers. You can also stop by the Rush Store and pick up some “Club Gitmo” wear including the following–
Nothing beats the truth does it? Except of course the OxyContin/Viagra highball I am working off right now.