Seriously if your name is Chip, Skip or Flip you got problems. You got some serious luggage you are carrying around. Not only do they sound like fraternity douche bags but I get the feeling they rely on too many forms of hand contact instead of the standard handshake. You know who you are if you are always looking for a hand slap, fist pound, forearm shiver, group jerk, whatever. Keep your hands to yourself “Chip” and go back to your bucket of beer.