Listen, I don’t care how old you are, how much money you make, how much you might like MMA or even your damn political party even if you are a Tea Party moron. What I do think needs to be stressed is as follows if you are male and in between the ages of 0 and 99 –
Now if you get over 100 do whatever the fuck you like but otherwise don’t be a douchebag and wear decorated denim. Go ahead and wear a bad affliction v-neck if you have to express your jack ass self but keep the denim simple and straightforward. Spend the money on shoes if need be but don’t go buying your jeans from a boutique. You can go with Gap, Abercrombie and even Eddie Bauer for god’s sake if you have an anti-Levis thing (WHY!) but stay away from bedazzled jeans for the love of all that is holy and unholy.