A Brief Respite

I needed a brief respite from posting for a few days as I was trying to keep my mouth shut overall as I hate to dump fuel on a dumb fire when I am just hoping that the dumb party can just flame out on their own and vanish forever.  Now I can get back to my usual rantings.

I love Dickipedia.  Have you ever used it?  It is an excellent resource for finding dicks in all walks of life.  A couple of my favorite entries –

  • Glen Beck – In the Personal Life Section it states “After his divorce, Beck met his second wife, Tania. As a condition for marrying him, Tania said that she and Beck would have to jointly find a religion that suited both of them. They picked Mormonism, an odd choice considering that it’s the kind of religion where you feel sorry for those poor kids who are born into it and can’t imagine anyone joining it voluntarily”
  • Tucker Carlson – In the “Journalism” Career Section it states “Despite his having appeared on hundreds of Crossfire programs, the only episode anyone remembers is the one from October 15, 2004, when Daily Show host Jon Stewart berated Carlson and his liberal co-host/co-dick Paul Begala for their “partisan hackery” and begged them to “stop hurting America.” Carlson told Stewart, “I do think you’re more fun on your show,” and Stewart told Carlson, “You’re as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.” Less than three months later, Carlson learned that CNN would not be renewing his contract and he signed with MSNBC.”
And my favorite so far –
  • Pope Benedict XVI – Under the Papacy section it notes “Joey Ratz decided on the pontifical name Benedict, after both Pope Benedict XV and Saint Benedict of Nursia. It is not known whether either of them are dicks too, however the name Benedict means “the blessed” in Latin, and 9 out of 10 people who know Latin have been scientifically proven to be dicks. Throughout his papacy, Benedict XVI has declared the secularization of Western society to be the world’s greatest threat, and has emphasized the need for Europe to return to “fundamental Christian values” like homophobia, deep-seated guilt, and the demand that rape victims birth and raise the unwanted children of their attackers.”
Thank you Dickipedia as you shall be one of my new sources to track Douchebags/Republicans.

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I am not here to please anyone.
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