You Picked This?

Why pick a yellow car?  How much of a deal does it take to get a person to accept a fucking yellow car.  I saw a yellow corvette today and instead of saying, what a great looking car, I looked at the mid-40’s passenger and thought – “You could possibly be the stupidest person I looked at today”.  I know you think people are looking at you more due to the yellow color and you are right.  They are looking directly at you and thinking you either have a very tiny penis, you will die alone, you probably have tried out for the bachelor/bachelorette at least one and mainly you are a douchebag.

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I am not here to please anyone.
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3 Responses to You Picked This?

  1. Heeman says:

    The best solution is to drive an invisible car, so then no one can make fun of it. Like a Rogue.

  2. martineden says:

    Not so fast Wonder Woman. I can still see what you are doing behind those invisible doors and that will get you arrested in most states.

  3. sheila says:

    i was in the market for a triumph thruxton at one point and i could have gotten 25% off if i wanted the yellow one with taxi cab checkers on the fenders. d’oh!

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