Why pick a yellow car? How much of a deal does it take to get a person to accept a fucking yellow car. I saw a yellow corvette today and instead of saying, what a great looking car, I looked at the mid-40’s passenger and thought – “You could possibly be the stupidest person I looked at today”. I know you think people are looking at you more due to the yellow color and you are right. They are looking directly at you and thinking you either have a very tiny penis, you will die alone, you probably have tried out for the bachelor/bachelorette at least one and mainly you are a douchebag.