Back as of midnight. 5 whirlwind days of Walt Disney World and I will try to compose some thoughts and lists in the next couple days along with celebrating all the things I hate in 2011. However, while waiting to fly out of the lovely Orlando airport I was looking to purchase gum. Simple chewing gum. One of my great pleasures in life until I was told…NO GUM SALES. And why is that I ask with my mouth agape –
“The airport has banned gum sales for years, citing the cleanup hassle when the gooey gook winds up in carpets, on cushions and under pay phones.”
Really? I mean your not fucking with me ma’am is abut what I said but opted for “really” two times instead. Florida, Florida, Florida is all I can say.