Getting Dumber and Smarter In A Single Day

So you decided to put Rick Santorum in frontrunner status Iowa.  Good luck with that decision.  My guess is that you will be regretting that one for the next 4 years.  What made you go with Santorum and not let Mitt just take it?  Is it the fact that he is mormon (I would say 50%) or the fact that he is well educated (That is the other 50%)?  I think Mitt is a little nutty but c’mon, Santorum.  This shows how much Newt is hated as well.  So let me extend my deepest congratulations to the GOP for getting a little dumber today with this showing.

I also want to share this brilliant statement from Santorum from OCTOBER 2011 –

“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.  Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s okay, contraception is okay. It’s not okay. It’s a licence to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

Wow good job Iowa.

I'm going to take back the White House and then all the contraceptives.

And how may you ask did they get smarter?  Well Michele Bachmann finally got the hint, in the form of 5% of the votes to drop the hell out.  So at least Iowa did not get tricked into that one even after that stupid straw poll.  However, watch out for this cunning little snake as she still wants VP consideration and she can promise to bring over all the Tea Baggers to any front runner….ahem, she is talking to you Santorum you idiot.  My hope is she just goes the Palin route and sticks with a lucrative FOX job.

Bus For Sale! Really, really cheap if you can keep me in the spotlight.

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2 Responses to Getting Dumber and Smarter In A Single Day

  1. Krampus says:

    Bachman has a career in porn in her future.

  2. martineden says:

    If not for the semi-stupid Christian views she has. Wait, check that, full-stupid.

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