Fuck You I Want Proof

I am tired of those in the spotlight who blame all their woes on addiction.  From now on I want concrete proof you have a true addiction to the substance/action you say you have an addiction too on live tv.

If you claim you are an alcoholic I want to see you drink a bottle of jack, take a swing at someone and this piss yourself prior to your enrollment in any phony clinic.  If all you do is drink a glass on wine and lie to your husband about whom you just fucked that does not count and you cannot claim alcohol as your crutch.  In this situation someone like Mel Gibson could show he has a problem and therefore I believe his story.

If you claim to have a sex addiction I want to see cameras following you around 24 hours a day and I want them to capture you screwing a cantaloupe at 3pm and then getting a hand job from a migrant worker at 4:30pm.  If you are just using this excuse to sleep around than you fail.  Eric Benet is an example of a failed addiction.

This might be a harsh but I want proof of hardcore addiction before you can continue on your public career.  This means Ms. Lohan cannot be in another bad Herbie the Lovebug movie until she publicly drinks herself into a stupor (Not that I doubt her ability).  If Demi Moore wants to claim some addiction I want to see her with a can of Ready-Whip and a bag of over sized balloons for a good 4 hours straight otherwise no GI Jane Part Deux.

I want to go back to a time when your movie stars had addiction problems for their entire life and never backed down from it.   I do not want some reality TV starlet just saying she is addicted to meth as an excuse for her poor upbringing and behavior.  If you are, then show me your rotten teeth or new dentures prior to filming Celebrity Apprentice 20.

 

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5 Responses to Fuck You I Want Proof

  1. Lottie Nevin says:

    Here here! Well said! Bravo! – It’s true. Very nicely put Belligerent man except I might swop Demi Moore with the canteloupe and the sex addict with the Ready Whip but that’s only because of something I witnessed 1st hand many moons ago.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I am addicted to midget porn.

  3. martineden says:

    I want proof via polaroid or at least a few shady cell phone pics.

  4. I’m addicted to cigs, but Day 7 smoke-free I think I’m addicted to lollipops. How many bags does one need to eat to be considered an addict? But yes, I do agree with you on celebs and excuses for poor behaviors. It’s called, “I’d rather claim addiction than have to be accountable.” Bravo to you for calling it out!

  5. martineden says:

    Listen I have sympathy for true addiction and the havoc it wreaks on the person and everyone around them. I just can’t stand the concept of an addiction de juor. You cannot just pick an addiction to help ease a publicity nightmare or make excuses.

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