Adding Chuck Norris to your “Spirital Dream Team”. Wait is that a fucking put-on? Did you just float that out there to get some headlines in the wake of Santorum taking the lead? No! Wow you are even stupider than I thought. I actually like your old school, up front lying style but once you add Walker Texas Ranger to your political team you are really reaching.
If I was Romney I would announce that Bruce Lee has joined my campaign tomorrow just to fuck with you. Too bad Mitt is stiff as a board and has no sense of humor except when it comes to tax codes.