Quote of the Week

“Falling in love is so beautiful” – “R”, my 5 year old. Oh brother I am so screwed.

The Devil Is In The Details

 

The "Snuggy"

The camo "Slanket"

 

The "n•a•p® Comfy Ultra-Plush Blanket with Sleeves"

Ok I know more blankets with sleeves exist out there but these are my 3 top ones so far.  Anyone have any others?

 

 

Kill Em All

Oh I might be a leftist liberal at my core but I can tell you this.  After reading about this rape I will again repeat my stance -

• Rape a person over the age of 18 you should be castrated and imprisoned 20-25 years.
• Rape a person 17 or under you should be put to death after 6 months in general population prison (that is for the pay back side).

Again, this of course based on a confession or positive DNA confirmation for the sake of justice.  People like to say that we judge a society based on how we treat our criminals but I like to say that that severe punishment is totally warranted when you choose to behave like an animal.

 

Tired

Tonight I am tired.  The lack of sleep has caught up to me today/tonight and I just want to pass out in a black and silent bubble.  mmmmmm that sounds good.

More Definitions

Misdirection -

• A wrong direction
• The act or an instance of misdirecting or diverting
• Form of deception in which the attention of an audience is focused on one thing in order to distract its attention from another
• An act of misleading, of convincing someone to concentrate in an incorrect direction mislead: lead someone in the wrong direction or give someone wrong directions

A great way to say something is by not saying anything at all, especially when you have nothing honest to say.  Make it appear that you have more than you do by talking about the past or the future but never the present.  Throw in some big words that really don’t matter and there you go.  All excellent forms of misdirection as you clearly cannot people see what you are.    Congrats, your on your way to your what, 4th maybe 5th failure?

Happy Jay Day

Chump Change

Congrats to you Mr. Cutler.  I think you deserve every penny based on what franchise quarterbacks make in the NFL today.  And thank god you took this before playing one more down with that atrocious line in front of you as you might have reconsidered.

Time To Get High

It's the only drug that did not fuck with my taste buds.

Courtesy of RushLimbaugh.com -

“So Obama’s America is quite possibly going to include the National Football League, and pressure from Obama, the Congressional Black Caucus and other places might be brought to bear on the owners. I can’t imagine that that’s anything they want. You know, as all businesses are, they’re regulated to a certain extent by the federal government but this would be a huge expansion of that. And that threat is being bandied about. And I don’t expect anyone to admit it. The owners are not going to admit that. They don’t want to. I’m sure that the reaction to this today will be, “Ah, Limbaugh doesn’t know what he’s talking about.” It will be another one of these things, but that is one of the things that I do know is going on behind the scenes.

And of course to make me the poster boy here for, “Oh, my God look! These guys, would they ever consider Limbaugh?” It’s designed to intimidate the owners, frighten the owners and say, “We’re running this league now, gang, not you. Even though you may own the teams, we’re running it, not you,” and this was a little warning shot fired across the bow to the owners to say, “Get ready, here we come,” for the next collective bargaining agreement. So we’ll see how it all unfolds. The end result of this, folks… Let me run through it very, very quickly. I have lost nothing. I have lost very little. On the other hand, our country has lost a great deal — a lot more than most people realize at the moment”

Ok, you want to be a part owner of a team in the NFL.  The most valuable franchises in professional sports in the USA that is.  And you don’t like the heat you received in the process, well so fucking what.  You think the owners of the NFL are card carrying Dems for the love of God?  Everyone of them is a business unto themselves and they care about one thing Rushy…making fucking money.  And your involvement would hinder that.  Not one question about that.

And how would you reconcile with the fact that the NFL is a socialized business in the way of revenue sharing and salary caps?  Not much free market in the NFL unless you want the players to decide on everything.  Except you are saying that the NFL players are using this as a bargaining tool…exactly the same type of free market ploy you would endorse every day of your life.  Which is it?  Again, you can’t have it both ways (unless your Glenn Beck) but I guess when you are stoned 80% of the time your judgement does get a little foggy.  Go back to your little radio show and leave the NFL to the real business people.

Which one is worst?

I think he has put a lot more in his mouth than just the state of California.

or….

Me likey the pouty lips, nice touch.

I know he is gay, you know he is gay but the far-right does not?  I mean come on!  First he shoves a state down his throat and the next one he dresses in a military uniform although he has not served in anything except the stage show for the Village People.

I also love this from his own bio “But at the age of 30, Beck lost his passion for radio – and everything else – as he was consumed by alcoholism and drug addiction. Coming to terms with his past and staying sober shifted his life direction. He found new love (his second wife, Tania) and religion (he was baptized Mormon) and decided he would pursue a career in talk radio.”  How come these guys (Paging Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. O’Reilly) always have this bullshit scripted redemption.  How about, “I was a drunk/drug addict, skirt chaser  (Well not you Glenn) and realized that I could make a fortune by changing my ways”.  Where does that appear in the bio?  How about, “I realized that God offered me a potential cash cow in the form of using him as a crutch for all my poor and boorish behavior”.

Spoken To Soon

I guess Rudolph was just the teaser as it was the Muppets Christmas to follow.  Wow and I in for it this year.

76 Days To Go

Some people might be in full Halloween mode or even contemplating Thanksgiving but not in my house.  Today we watched Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer!  I mean we watch the Grinch 365 days a year but Rudolph!  That is a whole new level of Christmas craziness.